Peeping Chimp

From the AP:

WASHINGTON - President Bush has personally authorized a secretive eavesdropping program in the United States more than three dozen times since October 2001, a senior intelligence official said Friday night.

The list contains the following eavesdrops:

12 "the Streisand Compounds"
7 Carmen Electras
4 Pam Andersons
5 Bo Dereks
3 Ellen DeGeneres
2 Jeaneane Garofolos
1 Jennas
1 Not-Jennas (overlapping with 1 DeGeneres)