Sunday, February 03, 2008

Zombie Qaeda

Oh, they never lie...for example, how do we actually know, as claimed, that the bombings on Friday in Iraq that killed not quite 100 were actually performed [through trickery] by two people with Downs Syndrome?

Well we don't, our media just buys and uncritically reports the first line of bullshit that comes out to make terrorist sound even terroristier. So the question isn't "Why isn't the alleged improved security preventing this?" to "Boy those Evildoers sure is Eviler than ever! We better stay in Eye-rack for a THOUSAND years!"

Meanwhile, other past false claims constantly come to light:

After a U.S. airstrike leveled a small compound in Pakistan's lawless tribal regions in January 2006, President Pervez Musharraf and his intelligence officials announced that several senior Al Qaeda operatives had been killed, and that the top prize was an elusive Egyptian who was believed to be a chemical weapons expert.

But current and former U.S. intelligence officials now believe that the Egyptian, Abu Khabab Masri, is alive and well -- and in charge of resurrecting Al Qaeda's program to develop or obtain weapons of mass destruction.


Awesome!

Oh, it's ALL CLEAR NOW, the success and constancy of these bombers is quite clearly my fault.

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