Wednesday, September 08, 2010

The perfect lead in for Sarah Palin's "Reality" show

We interrupt this lengthy and never ending factual-indictment of modern American politics for the truly important news.

Facing criticism that the cable-network once known as "The Learning Channel" had become too dependent on shows about human termite-queens, "little people", and people so intelligent they still didn't know they were pregnant after giving birth, "TLC" has tried it's best to class up the joint.

No, not Sarah Palin's Alaska.

But this, something of a natural pairing with Palin's show, and something she and Glenn Beck can watch together:



Or as it's known at TLC, the other show about "hoarders" -- um, that isn't about Kate Gosselin, the Duggars, or called "The Little Hoarders".

If TLC is able to finding some height-challenged, tattoo-addicted, Mormon-polygamist sect that doesn't know how its very many babies were made, we can finally see who gets raptured around this country.

And now back to your local cross Quran burning, unleash "U.S.A.!" chant.

4 comments:

StonyPillow said...

The RNC We Support The Troops body bag timeline starts Saturday afternoon. And "we're rubber, you're glue" won't cut it with dead soldiers, embassy personnel, tourists or their families.

Doesn't make sense, except every day spent talking about the mosk or the Sad and Moldering Strangeness Tour is one more day not spent talking about W and the clowns who augured us in. Anything to keep it rolling through the first week of November without blowback.

Anonymous said...

who got the idea that reality was amusing?
pansypoo

Anonymous said...

That show looks like a reality-tv ripoff of "Big Love" (now in its 4th season).

Anonymous said...

is this thing on?