Best pick up lines at your 8 times bigger than the houses around you hiding place a few hundred feet from the Pakistani West Point

"You are special, I'd love to have you be my human shield"

"Okay, let's just settle for sex and then you can run at my attackers?"

"I'd love to burn your feminine hygiene products and burkas"

"I'll pay the Pakistani military bribes, you keep the neighbor kids' soccerballs"

"Be like Sarah Palin and try on my high-heels"

"Look at me, I'm Sammy Davis!"