Sunday, May 22, 2011

Well this is embarassing

Since I'm still here and unraptured, I guess I'm going to find out from my credit card companies that simply enclosing paper with the words "suck it" is not considered a legitimate form of payment.

6 comments:

StonyPillow said...

I feel fine.

Raoul Paste said...

Yes, but at least your laundry is done.

jimmiraybob said...

I stationed my self strategically a a pub located in easy walking distance of a Catholic church, a Lutheran church, a Methodist church, a Seventh Day Adventist church and a couple others that I don't know the denomination. Scanning the skies promptly after 6PM (local Rapture time) there was no sky activity.

Not one saved body ascending. Several periodic checks later and still nothing I concluded: FAIL. Except the being at the pub part. On the down side, I still have laundry to do.

DanF said...

No - the rapture happened, but there were only two people who qualified, and they both were hermits.

pansypoo said...

i thought god scooped up the atheists.

Montag said...

Hey, it works for La Palin.

Maybe if you'd just forwarded all your bills to the Republican National Committee and told them to pay `em....